VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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