Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Alive.
So much puke
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Randomize
