THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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