spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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