Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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