Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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