She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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