I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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