i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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