i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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