There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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