What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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