i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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