Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
