I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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