i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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