Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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