So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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