Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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