it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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