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Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.

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(408): View more from California

Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand

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(815): View more from Illinois

i never told you how having a club foot got me laid

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(630): View more from Illinois

She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.

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(+61): View more from Australia

THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter

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(260): View more from Indiana

He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.

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