I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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