She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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