your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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