IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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