when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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