either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
kristin has been a bad kristin
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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