Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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