I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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