his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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