He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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