you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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