yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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