Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
