At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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