You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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