She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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