i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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