So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I have tasted many bathrooms
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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