he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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