jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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