Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Randomize
