Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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