he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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