Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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