I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
the day after is always just damage control
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize