She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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