why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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