Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
