people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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