Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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