nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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