How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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