Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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