We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Someone shit on the floor
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I think your dad took our porno
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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